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Living the Brand!
Went to a work meeting. Corporate people say that our store needs change and better customer service. They say we need to live the brand! I agree!
I ask the customer, “Paper or plastic?”
Customer says, “I’ll take plastic today.”
I put on a sincere cashier smile and say, “OK!”
I grab a plastic bag, put it over my head, pull out a gun, and blow my fucking brains out.
Live and die by the brand mother fucker.
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I woke up this morning and realized that my life is now divided into two periods…
Pre-Twin Peaks and Post-Twin Peaks
